"NOOO WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME… My favourite, deid, right off the bat"
"That monobear deserves a kick in his fat wee belly. A boot in the BAWS."
"SHE WAS SUCH A LOVELY WEE SCHOOLIE"
Me: “Is there anyone else you like?”
Dad: “Aye that burd that monobear just STABBED.
MY TWO FAVS, gone, right away. It’s just no right.
Bad monobear. Badbear.